A he kaikuahine lauoho ʻeleʻele maikaʻi, a moe ʻo ia ma kahi kūlana anuanu. ʻAʻole pono ʻo ia e kamaʻilio lōʻihi i kona kaikunāne, ʻoiai he mea aloha ʻo ia i nā leʻaleʻa moe kolohe. He mea pōʻino ke kipa ʻana i kēlā kaikunāne, pono e kūlou i kekahi mea, a hoʻopili koke ʻia kāna piston i ke kua. He nani a hoʻokō kona kaikuahine, laki kona kaikunāne i kona kaikuahine. A he mea maʻalahi, aia ʻo ia ma laila no ia.
Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
Pono wau e ho'āʻo