Aloha kekahi moa ke palu ʻia kāna ʻiʻo. A ua loaʻa i kēia ʻulaʻula i kahi ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa mai kona kaikunāne. ʻO ka mea maʻamau, no ia mau lawelawe pono ʻo ia e uku i ke kumukūʻai piha - e lawe i loko o kona waha a waiho ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī e kau i kāna dick. ʻIke wale au ua hauʻoli ʻo ia. A no ka manaʻo e like me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻana a me ka ʻāʻī ʻana i ka ʻike ʻana i kona ʻōpū a me kona ʻū ma kona mau lehelehe - ʻoliʻoli wale ʻo ia.
He aha lā! No laila makemake ʻoe e lawe selfies nou iho a i ʻole kāu ipo, e lilo i malihini naʻu. Akā, ʻo ka hana ʻana ma ke kelepona o kāu kumu, he mea ʻino. A pono ʻoe e uku no ka insolence, a ma ke kino - ʻo ia wale nō kāna mea e kali nei! A e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole hoihoi ʻo ia i kāna mau māka. He mea nui i nā ʻīlio e like me ia ke hoʻomākeʻaka i kāna kumu i hiki ai iā lākou ke kaena aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. A laila e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna dick. Ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, he dick nui kēia.
Ke hoʻomanaʻo nei au ua kiʻi ʻia au e kekahi malihini ma ka paka a hāʻawi wau iā ia i hoʻokahi pono ma ka paka. Ua omo au i kāna dick ma laila i ka nahele...