Ke noʻonoʻo nei he ʻaneʻane like nā makahiki o ka makua kāne a me ke kaikamahine, ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻike i kekahi mea hilahila a kāhāhā paha. Ma hope a ma hope paha, i ka wā e haʻalele ai ka wahine, ʻo ke kaikamahine kupapaʻu ponoʻī e koi i kēia hana. ʻO ka mea i ʻike maoli ʻia i ka wā o ke wikiō. Hōʻike koke aʻela ke kaikamahine hānai i kona mau umauma me ka noʻonoʻo ʻole. Makemake ʻo ia i kona lauoho pili - i ka wā o ke ʻano no nā pubes ʻōlohelohe, ʻo ia mau hōʻike e hoʻonui i ka makemake!
Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
He mōʻī wahine wahine wale nō ka wahine! Ke kū pololei, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona hoʻomalu manuahi ʻana i nā ʻiʻo o ka mua a me ka anus! A ʻo kēia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka mua a me ka anus. A ʻo ke ʻano o ke kino hoʻowalewale, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia kona mau umauma i ka nui a me ke ʻano. ʻO ia ke ʻano nui aʻu e makemake ai i ka wahine nui! ʻAʻole he mauna o ka ʻiʻo ʻole a me ka momona, akā he wahine nui me nā ʻano nani. Ua pili au iā ia no ka hapalua makahiki, ʻaʻole hiki ke poina iā ia! A ʻoiaʻiʻo ma hope o kēlā me nā wahine wiwi e like me kēlā ʻaʻole wau i hopu!
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