Laki ua hopu ke kanaka makamaka i ka wahine. I ko lākou komo ʻana i ka manaʻo no ke kaʻina hana a eia ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana, hauʻoli lākou i ka hiki ʻana mai o ka mauʻu i nā kao. ʻO nā hoaaloha maikaʻi no ka dick a me nā sandwiches a me ke kūlana 69, ma ka pōkole hauʻoli nā mea āpau.
Inā loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoalauna e like me kēlā e noho ana i loko o koʻu keʻena, e hāʻawi pū wau iā ia i kēlā me kēia lā. A kono aku au i koʻu mau hoaaloha e hoʻokamakama iā ia. He ʻiʻo maikaʻi kāna e huki ʻia ai koʻu alelo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, makemake ʻo ia i kēlā ʻano moa, no laila ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo e hohola i kona mau wāwae. ʻAʻole au e kāhāhā inā paha he cum i loko o kona waha - makemake nā kaikamāhine e hoʻohana ʻia e like me nā bitches. He kakahiaka maikaʻi kēlā!
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