Ua puhi ke kaikamahine i ke kāne no ka mea ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke honi a honi paha. He puʻupaʻa nō ʻo ia. No laila, pololei ka makuahine - pono ke kaikamahine e kōkua i kona kaikunāne hānai e lilo i kāne. A ʻaʻole makemake ʻo mama i ka pōʻino iā ia. Laki ka loaʻa ʻana o ke keiki i nā mākua kiʻekiʻe.
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
Nani ka nani me kona ʻāʻī, he nani! ʻAʻole maikaʻi ka leʻaleʻa me ia iho!